I’m not going to take up space here telling you about all the wonderful things laughter does for your mind and body. Just take my word for it, it’s a long list. Dark humor has it’s own benefits, and since I’m a blonde, I don’t have any qualms about telling blonde jokes. So put your feet up and click on some of the headings on the left under “Humor”.
Okay guys, be forewarned. This is a kind of semi-perverted joke that actually came from the more religious branch of my family (the Baptists). My cousin sent it to me & I just about spit out my mouthful of iced tea when I read it!
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs … enough times till her husband says… “Are you wearing crotchless panties?”
“Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.
“Thank God for that… I thought you were sitting on the cat!
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SORRY!!!!!!!!Ha-ha!
Denise H
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Denise, this is just entirely too funny!! I have had a very bad day today and it has just made me laugh. Having been an baptist and owning 5 cats, I am just ROTFLMAO!!!!Thanks for making me smile!!!
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Neecie, Even the Baptists have “relations”, and thank goodness some of them can tell a semi-risque joke on the subject
Do you know who would really find this joke funny?-elderly women who get together for “card parties” (That’s what we call them in Iowa…when a group of older women get together to play cards, usually bridge.) I can just picture one of my aunts relaying this joke to her friends….and they would all cackle!! Thanks for the good laugh!
~Ann
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I KNOW!!! Some members of my family from the southern part of the state were quite religious…but they also had wicked senses of humor!
The mother of my cousin who sent this to me, my late aunt, was a devoted church-goer but also VERY funny! She had the most unique, ear splitting laugh & I can just hear her howling over her daughter’s joke!
I told this to my Mom last night, she’s 76 years old, & I thought that she was going to fall off of the couch laughing!
Yeah, I figured that we could use a little goofy humor. Life’s too serious already so you need to laugh when you can!
Catch ya later,
Denise H
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Neecie, you just gotta write a book!
~Char
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Standing Kitty Video: http://video.yahoo.com/watch/7290914/19025409
I tried to get my cats to do that, but I think it hurt their self esteem because they feel they should be good enough for me just as they are.
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Not exactly leaving a joke, but a video of a very funny guy playing bike horns taped to his body. I’ve never laughed so hard !! Beethoven would be proud. He also does Strauss and Vivaldi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKk7nwFQcXI
paul a
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This looks like a great way to lose some weight, but your neighbors would probably complain about the noise. Thanks, Paul. ~ Jean
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